"Chanting the name of the Turd" : l y r i c s : You may have a smooth grin Your lies come out deadpan great communicator, mental masturbator spent a decade vegetatin If you open up your heart blood will gush right out your emotions are in your brain not in replaceable chest spout By chantin the name of old TOR and you will see its worthless as chanting the name of any ole deity when earthquakes or giant storms come from the sea its as helpful as if you spent your whole life chantin Gumby yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy You need to cut a fart all life needs to make gas if youre an instigator or alligator youre gonna get recycled If you open up your heart blood will gush right out charge gnomes in you chest rent cause theyll never help you out By chantin the name of old TOR and you will see its worthless as chanting the name of any ole deity god speed or Lennon songs in space shuttles aint worth a pee when they go boom youre toast regardless of your theology yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy You do need some shelter reporters love helter skelter Invest in Mardi Gras beads, not flood wall needs and churches go a floatin If you open up your heart therell be a blood stream dont let the creeps con you with their minds so freakin mean George sang, pope owns 51% of General Motors. Harrison was pissed, he only owned 49% of GM stores. Chant Jehovah, Krishna, Allah, Satan or TOR theyre equally worthless to help you, thats for sure uuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre

TOR Hershman Hilariously iconoclastic parodies, amusing satires and wee bit of avant garde stuff.